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MORE ROWEN-ISMS

• Rowen, begging me to help her wipe her butt because of the “smell” (and because she’s still learning how to do it well) : “not until I’m a teenager or 10 or a mom…. Not till I’m older. I’m just 5” 😭


• While I was cutting her hair, I made a comment about it being nice for summer when it’s hot and all. She says, “I’ll finally be able to see the sun better! I could only see it like this much [holds up fingers about 2 inches apart]. 🤣


• Me to Rowen as she’s climbing on me: “Rowen, why are you always climbing on me?”

Without missing a beat, “because I like your face. And your hair.” 🫶🏻


• When I said that all the beans are going to make Arya “fart like crazy”, Rowen exclaimed, “farting your nuts!” She meant like farting like nuts because she knows going nuts means going crazy. 💀

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