• Rowen, begging me to help her wipe her butt because of the “smell” (and because she’s still learning how to do it well) : “not until I’m a teenager or 10 or a mom…. Not till I’m older. I’m just 5” 😭 • While I was cutting her hair, I made a comment about it being nice for summer when it’s hot and all. She says, “I’ll finally be able to see the sun better! I could only see it like this much [holds up fingers about 2 inches apart]. 🤣 • Me to Rowen as she’s climbing on me: “Rowen, why are you always climbing on me?” Without missing a beat, “because I like your face. And your hair.” 🫶🏻 • When I said that all the beans are going to make Arya “fart like crazy”, Rowen exclaimed, “ farting your nuts!” She meant like farting like nuts because she knows going nuts means going crazy. 💀